Good Little Dick Exists

webcam pornThe argument regarding whether or not size matters is one that may never be settled because, for one, we all like different shit. Some want to be bust open from sea to shining sea, whereas others want to be made love to on a bed of flower petals and lilies… It seems as though, for the most part, people desire the bigger dicks because they equate their well-endowed status to translate into guaranteed good sex. WRONG!


This misconception that “big dick does the trick” has always bothered me because I know the disappointment associated with being let down by a big dick that only leaves you with pleasureless pain. It sucks that there are so many men out there who may not have the most picturesque and desirable dick, but are left to be alone when they can actually complete the job at hand—making you cum. People look at me crazy all the time when I tell them the saga of coming across “good little dick”.


I know you may be thinking that is the most oxymoronic sentence that you have read since the last Trump headline, but it’s true! It’s not about the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean… Granted, there is way less work to do on the receiving end of a big dick as it is going to stay in you more easily, but it’s not so much about staying in as it is about what you do while you’re in it!

Knowledge Lol GIF by Desus & MeroHaving someone wreck your insides isn’t the main point of sex (for the majority of us) and we all can think of one spot inside us that when it is touched just right makes you feel a rush of euphoria and pleasure at once. This is where that small dick just may be your best friend in disguise! With a big dick you may be filled up with your partners love, but he may miss that sweet spot in limbo during his thrust session inside of you. A smaller dick that just hits that spot is key because guess what? IT’S HITTING THAT SPOT MORE OFTEN! It’s like having someone with the perfect nail scratch an itch for you when you can’t quite reach it.


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The risk of big dicks fucking your life up to no avail is just too great of a risk. The reality of taking big dick is that it may miss that spot and can rush past it again upon re-entry. The threat of one sided pleasure that is ever looming with big dick sexual encounters just doesn’t seem worth it when you can have that fun size dick that gets right to the point without the extra we can do without. I know it sounds crazy, but average penises get the job done contrary to popular belief.





Biting GIFI will never forget the one time I was brought into the light that I didn’t need a Mandingo to bring me to Ecstasy Island when I wanted to be filled to the rim with good dick (shoutout to Craig from UH for the awakening.) It was after a house party in 3rd Ward Houston, Texas that he took me to his house to “chill”. I found myself looking for a dick print that I never located and simply thought maybe he’s a grower and not a shower…. Then we kissed and I instantly reached for it and my mood dropped. He didn’t notice apparently and kept kissing me and attempting to turn me on. His kisses were so good that I literally thought, “fuck it, just do it.” After the first few strokes I was impressed… I damn near wanted to get off the bed and find the smoke and mirrors or were there wires somewhere because there was no way this 5” cock was doing me in like this! Granted, I couldn’t ride him savagely because of the risk of it slipping out of me or take him at the weirdest of angles, but the experience of taking him doggy, missionary, and from the side were mind opening.


webcam pornBut lo and behold, after the 4th or 5th time we fucked (because, bitch, yes, I went back) I was convinced that it was indeed the motion of the ocean and not the size of the ship that truly carried us back to the shores of sexual pleasure. My hope would be that you would give that guy who doesn’t cater to the aesthetic we’ve constructed as good dick a chance to shoot his shot in 2018! Don’t let the naked eye deter you from naked excitement! I promise that if you take the time to learn what things got you off, you can cater to the small dick for an orgasm of your own. Don’t be bamboozled by the thrills and frills promised by the chance to fuck a big dick that has no stroke game or intention on making you cum… Do what’s best for you and at times it may be stumbling across some good little dick.

Kris Welcome

Kris Welcome

Kris Welcome is a writer based in Los Angeles, CA. Currently, he serves as a copywriter where he manages several blogs, including Pics Of Men, Gay Hub, and Big Cam Tube. Kris is from Texas and has lived in California since 2014. Mr. Welcome has been a writer as long as he can remember and has worked to derive a writing style that's versatile and rounded, but still reflective of one voice. Kris has a BA in Communication with minor concentration in journalism from Texas Southern University and a MFA in Producing for TV/Film from New York Film Academy-Burbank. He has written for The Voice of Southwest Louisiana, BallerAlert, and Curb Networks, among others. Soul food enthusiast. Southern gentleman. Beach bum. Pisces. Guy with the Afro.

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